- Cave: I s h m a e l
- Renaissance: Call me Ishmael.
- Baroque: My name once was, happens to be, and somehow still is, Ishmael.
- Cubism: Call me [Ishmael].
- Classicism: Please, thou can address yours truly, Noble Ishmael.
- Rococo: The name’s Ishmael, Ishmael’s the name, name the’s Ishmael.
- Impressionism: For those who think I need an introduction, appelez-moi Ishmae.
- Expressionism: The self cannot be contained inside an ancestral appellation the sound merely utilitarian having which said, I am 80 decibels of Ishmael.
- Avant-garde: The name’s Ishmael, bro.
- Abstract: Call me Ish, Mae, L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L
- Conceptual: I am so high I don’t remember my name.
- Minimalism: I, & u?
- Dadaism: My name is Sheila, Sheila ki Jawani.
- Pop: Call me Isabella.
- Futurism: This is 01101001 01110011 01101000 01101101 01100001 01100101 01101100 00001010.
- Surrealism: Call Ishmael me and me Bond, James ‘Ananthapadmanabhan’ Bond.
- Fauvism: I am Ishmael and my favourite color is Amaranth.
- Performance: Whale meat.
- Contemporary: Call me #Ishmael.
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