A day in the head

Editing every single thought you have in your head to just the perfect degree, so you can make them look natural, like these are thoughts you have all the time, is content creation’s a la mode. Anyway, here are some random thoughts I had this morning.

I think I am an introvert. My imaginary friend drains my energy.

When someone tells you they saw someone just like you, you can be sure they saw someone ugly.

Middle class is a misleading term for people who have saved up a lot of money they don’t want to spend.

My new year’s resolution is to stop believing in man-made calendars and their arbitrary definition of the beginning of a year.

When someone dies of Alzheimer’s, is it insensitive to begin the eulogy with, “We are all gathered here in the loving memory of”?

AreAre – A terrorist group of Grammarians.

God made babies cute so you don’t punch ’em.

What do you call a group of new Dads? Mummies.

When people talk about breathing difficulty, I find it difficult to breathe.

You are a terrible donkey and you are badass are not the same thing.

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