Here’s some mind impasse consciousness charades to meditate on the next time you feel like none of it makes any sense. Namaste.
- Who gives a shit?
- Thank God, I am not a proctologist.
- The longer you talk (/think), the more shit you make up.
- When shit hits the fan, don’t put on the fan.
- You can make fart sounds with two hands, but can you make fart sounds with one hand?
- Did you flush the toilet today?
- When you see a bull, watch out for the bullshit.