Categorical Imperatives

Peanut Butter

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Basically: shit in a jar.

This Blog

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Read a book instead.

Humanity

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Unprofessionally managed. When asked to see the manager I was told He’s gone AWOL and some guy from the kitchen yelled I could piss off if I didn’t like it here but they apologized and gave me a free burger and the burger was good but I didn’t get fries alongside it and that realization made me feel kinda slutty so yeah I don’t think I will go back.

Reviews

Rating: 4 out of 5.

This is what the beginning of an apocalypse feels like.

Love

Rating: 5 out of 5.

It ends with sex. You can ignore the rest of the shit they tell you.

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