Yo mama so fat
You are so fat, thank goodness you are tall.
People with a double chin shouldn’t feel shy.
Do you know what the fat guy does to wake up in 30 minutes?
He orders a Pizza.
What do you call a cute baby? Cutie. What do you call a fat baby? Cutie pie.
She told me she wanted to some magic in the relationship…and I told her I can try the elephant disappearing trick if she volunteered.
Sorry
Tiny, stubby, teeny-weeny. I am a man of little words.
Phil’s on a Plant-based diet. We call him chlorophyll.
If you want internet, go stand under the sun. That’s a hotspot.
My knees are weak. Nephews strong though.
The power’s back.
When life gives you lumens.
Meditations 