Begin a PowerPoint presentation with a Hitler quote.
Write an essay titled “Fucking”.
Fall off a surfboard.
Give away balloons.
Go shopping and buy shit without looking at the price.
Stop someone in a hurry and tell them everyone’s going to die someday.
Give the finger to anyone (preferably a kid) looking out through the car’s sunroof.
Sit down next to a rich person (preferably a woman) and pick your nose.
Go to a girl you just met and ask her if she wants to get married; marry her if she says Yes.
Throw away someone’s phone when they are using it:
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